mtg culturally offensive cards card skyrockets by 600% in price after Twitch streamer jokes it'll be “banned” Awakening from Stronghold (1998). As

Chishiro, the Shattered Blade's ability lets you create tokens every time you use an aura or equipment, and you can buff your modified creatures even further

Kindred MTG Mechanic The kindred type, formerly known as "tribal," appears on noncreature cards and allows them to have creature types

The only way this line couldve been even better is if it said, Always boring. There, it can have the double meaning and deeply emphasize the joke on lacking interest. And yet, alas, the writers somehow missed this

This is a mono red dragon who deals 10 total damage each time it attacks across three targets, which is some of the most insane removal on a single creature I've ever seen