mtg on your turn card An Ode to Grand Abolisher — PlayEDH Rules Text: during your turn,

Accusations and heated language never help the situation and can be embarassing if the card turns out to be real, which is more often than not the case.

The only other card to give everything double strike is Avatar of SlaughterAvatar of Slaughter (also in the deck), but goading everything on top of double strike means the game is going to end very soon

The card is a rather a win more card, the classic follow up to something like a Siege Gang where you play it for one at the end of their turn and swing in with a load of massively pumped up tokens they were not expecting

This means Sudden Chill becomes discard 2 cards, Mother Knows Best can bounce 2 characters, Let the Storm Rage On becomes deal 4 and draw 2, and Friends On The Other Side becomes draw 4 cards